Urethral Sounding: Misconceptions and Truths

Misconceptions arise when people cannot be bothered to know the truth, find facts that do not support their views to be tiresome and bothersome, or simply want an excuse to hold incorrect opinions about stuff. And given the sorry state of sex education in most parts of this planet, it is not all that surprising to hear that there are many whose views on sex and sexual stuff diverge very widely from the true state of things.

In this article, we will dive into the misconceptions and facts that have to do with urethral sounding. All ye of sound mind with urethras in fab working conditions should tune in and soundly prosper!.

In Sound Goodness We Trust. Urethras Can Piss Off!

Now, there are more misconceptions about urethral sounding than there are icy dicks during snowstorms in Texas! And misconceptions about a sexual practice that can deal out pretty intense levels of happiness and ecstasy sure ain’t cool. Seriously, urethral sounding does not get as much notice as it deserves, but we are happy that folks are slowly waking up to how the hole they pee from can take them on cloud nine trips that are like nothing they have ever experienced.

Urethral sounding, for those of you not in the know, is the practice of inserting long and thin rods known as sounds into the urethra. These sounds can be made of plastic, silicone, or metal and the urethra is the hole in your genitalia from which pee comes. Sounding began as a medical practice to clear urethral blockages, before being taken to another level by folks who wanted a taste of the extraordinary. Want to sound? Then you are in good company!

Okay! Let’s talk about sounding truths and misconceptions. The commonest urethral sounding common misconceptions are as follows:

• It is Only For Men: actually, urethral sounding can be performed by and on anyone with a urethra. That means both men and women of adult age can get it on with their sounds at times and places of their choosing. An almost insignificant fact is that the urethra in women is much shorter than the one in men.That means women do not need to go in as far and do not need the lengthy sounders that the menfolk have to use. It also means that the ladies can utilize sounding rods to stimulate their clit and G spot and do this a little more conveniently than men can tickle their prostates with urethral sounds.

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• It Is Very Dangerous: that is not true. Urethral sounding is safe when done correctly. But the fact is that this world has an overwhelming population of idiots who feel free to stick whatever they like into whatever hole they like. They thus merrily shove pencils, wires, metal clips, needles, screwdrivers, toothbrushes, and more into their urethra, and end up damaging it, or have to go to the emergency room to have the situation created by their stupidity and arrogance resolved. We should all remember that urethral sounding is not complicated and can even be performed blindfolded.The important thing is that it must always be performed with sense and that means using the correct tools for the job and thoroughly washing up before and after each sounding, plus applying all the lube in the world and not rushing things. It is that simple and there’s no need to make sounding complicated and dangerous.

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• It’s Gonna Gape Your Peehole: yes, urethral sounding can gape your peehole. But that only happens with regular sounding while using sounds of progressively larger diameters. So, if stretching your urethra is what you want to do, urethral sounds are more than fit for the purpose. But if you are just after fun, then sounds are not gonna make your urethra bigger, especially if you only sound once a week or less. 

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• Sounding Is For BDSM Addicts: actually, sounding is for everyone with an urethra who wants to experience the unusual, the beautiful, the life-changing, and the fantastic. Sure, urethral sounding can be used for power play and domination, but it can also be used as part of virtually any sexual act, from solo masturbation to partner play. It is not and has never been tied to the BDSM genre and anyone telling you otherwise is in desperate need of a sidewinding horse dick in the ass! 

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• It Can Give You Cancer: this is one of the stranger urethral-sounding misconceptions out there and we have no idea which angel of death kicked it into being. Urethral sounding has never been cited for increasing cancer risks or anything like that, but using low-quality sounds that are manufactured from shit-quality stuff sure can fuck you up good. If you do have cancer, you are advised not to sound, as that can break up your cancer and liberally distribute it all over your body.

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And now here are some truths about urethral sounding:

• It’s “intense”: urethral sounding will give rise to feelings that are difficult to describe. Most folks describe the whole experience as intense, with a wide range of sensations ready to be sampled as the sound explores the rich nerves of the head of the urethra and tickles either the G spot or the prostate. Sounding helps you explore the more neglected and most sensitive parts of your erogenous zones and it is an experience like no other that will stimulate you like no other. 

• Ratchets Up Sensitivity: urethral sounding can leave you with a more sensitive urethra. That means such a simple act as peeing can suddenly get very pleasurable, often to the point of orgasm. 

• Feels Good Both Ways: slipping in a urethral sound can be one of the most exhilarating experiences known to mankind. It can be enough to trigger orgasms during which nothing is ejaculated. And once the sound is in, you can get to work playing with it, or simply switch on its vibrating function if it is equipped with that. Or you can just put a wand vibrator on the head of a metal sound and will feel enough vibrations to turn your brain matter into the newest version of a pureed prune! And once you are done, pulling out the sound is often as sweet as putting it in, with multiple orgasms not being uncommon. 

• Builds Trust, Love, and Happiness: if you have a partner, urethral sounding will be one of the most confidence/trust-building things that you both will ever get up to. It might be hard to believe, but the relatively simple act of carefully sticking a purpose-made tool into the pee hole of your partner, watching their expression change as you play with the tool and it hits their pleasure centers, and seeing them enjoying the longest-lasting orgasmic experience of their lives is something that no detailed explanation will ever prepare you for.Want to connect with your partner at a subterranean level so to speak? Well then, multiple urethral-sounding sessions might be all that’s needed to make that happen!

• Sounds Have Grades: sounding tools can be mainly divided into metal and non-metal types. Titanium or surgical steel is most often used in metal sounders and the main advantage of metal sounders is that they are more durable and feel heavier. And of course, they are inflexible as hell. Non-metallic sounders, on the other hand, are usually made of either silicone or plastic.Silicone sounders

  are always recommended and they come soft and flexible, but can be hard to work in. We would advise that you get both silicone and metal sounders, varying between the two as your preferences and circumstances change. Sounders are also not all smooth. Some are equipped with ridges, waves, ribs, studs and the like and these make them capable of delivering specific sensations. If money is no object, we would recommend getting sounders of all types and features, of the vibrating and non-vibrating variety, and impaling your urethra on these as often as it is ready for!

And that’s all for the day, folks! Kindly come to the comment section and tell us the biggest sounding misconceptions you used to hold fast to.